“Rockstar Games’ controversial Manhunt 2 game has been rejected for a second time by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), despite revisions made after a ban in June. Rockstar had launched an appeal to the BBFC Video Appeals Committee against that decision, which was suspended while the revised version was considered for classification.” — IT Week

Oh my god! We have to start a protest NOW! Let’s prevent the release of that filthy Manhunt 2 like how it’s been banned in Europe! It will teach children how to properly handle chainsaws, handguns, clubs, and knives! Nevermind that there’s a rating system on the game, and that it was never really intended to be played by children. Illiterate parents might buy them for their equally intellectually deficient offspring! Imagine little children learning how to properly swing a bat to bash a person’s head in with the Wii-mote!

Let’s start an online petition! I have to go now, I have to get my little sister a copy of that “Hostel” movie, I heard it’s pretty good.